What an AWESOME Sale EA! NOT!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry (or that awkward thing where you do both)  EA has another "great" sale going on.  Okay, it's really not that great.

This is taken from my wishlist.  A whole Whopping 1% off.  That's not a deal, that's a joke.  In which case, April Fools ends at 12 noon people and here it is 3:30 pm.  EA is also at 6:30pm, so ya missed the boat on any type of April Fools Joke.  You're sale is so enticing EA that I think I shall wait when they're on daily deal for an actual sale rather than this little pittance of bumnuggetry.